This is a sequel to my blog entry, Guy Lines, which is a collection of banat-like lines that guys have, believe it or not, actually used with me. This time however, it’s going to be my lines against theirs. These are very true and actual conversations. Some from a long time ago (way before all [...]
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Guy Lines II: The Liquid Sosa Collection
Posted in Funny Blogs, General, Happy Blogs, tagged boys, college, dating, life on March 21, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Wicked Weekend
Posted in Funny Blogs, General, Happy Blogs, tagged beach, boys, night out, party on March 16, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Last night was crazy. It was a wicked weekend with my sisters. It’s been a while since I had that much fun. I had a really grand time. After toasting ourselves under the sun and a quick change, we were up for the beach party scene. We went from one bar to another, talked and [...]
Protected: Lily
Posted in Funny Blogs, General on March 6, 2009 |
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Guy Lines
Posted in Funny Blogs, General on January 22, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Actual lines delivered by real-life Romeos, almost Romeos and Romeo-wannabes as experienced first-hand by yours truly, ranging from the creepiest and dumbest to the mushiest and funniest. They are however not arranged in order. You be the judge which is which. And here you go: (On a date, after a kiss) Me: Anong iniisip mo? [...]
I Dated My Boss for Christmas
Posted in Funny Blogs, General, Happy Blogs on January 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I know you must be thinking “oh no she didn’t!” but I so totally did. But let me say it again to make it clear. I (accidentally) dated my (ex-)boss last Christmas. Or did I just make it more complicated? I seem to be soo good at that. Making things complicated. So if you’ll ask [...]
Almost A Love Story, Weeks Later
Posted in Funny Blogs, General on November 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
He hasn’t stopped following me since. Several times he held me up on my way home so we could talk. And yes, it was still about the kiss! He totally couldn’t get over it. But I always told him the same thing. It was nothing. Let it go. But he just wouldn’t. For about a [...]
Almost A Love Story, Three, Four Days Later
Posted in Funny Blogs, General on November 10, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Days after that liberating move, I went to work with my head up high, all relieved and redeemed. It felt like I was starting with a clean slate. I knew I got my message across loud and clear: “Do not mess with me. I am just as capable of doing things you thought only you [...]
Almost a Love Story
Posted in Funny Blogs, General on November 9, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Geez I know. I’m not even supposed to be talking about this. It happened five, six months ago and it’s so history. But it’s kindof sweet and funny. So I figured I should blog it down anyway. —————– He caught my attention the first time I saw him. Not for anything else but simply because [...]
Tell Me Your Dreams
Posted in Funny Blogs, General on September 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Lisape: I had a haircut. I had it cut short. No messy layers, no bangs, no side parts, no nonsense. It’s supposed to be a wash-and-go kind of style. And tomorrow I will have it colored. For a change. Maybe bright blonde? I don’t know. Something different. Off from my usual. What do you think? [...]
My Dad is One of Them
Posted in Funny Blogs, General on June 2, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
At around ten this morning my dad dropped by my apartment and left some documents for my sister to sign. He didn’t even bother to come in. He just handed them out to me like a mailman. He was there for not even three minutes. He said my aunts and cousins are in the car [...]
In Memory of Doc ***** and Others
Posted in Funny Blogs, General, tagged school, student, UPLB, wandering thoughts on April 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I was throwing away some of my old stuff the other day. I found some of my old thoughts written on scraps of paper. Here’s one, which was written during one of my 7am classes some years ago: Stop yawning and don’t rub your eyes how ever watery they already are. It will just worsen [...]
Playa
Posted in Funny Blogs, General, tagged boys, crushes, flirting, players on April 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
03/30 Four days since I discovered that my long lost and almost forgotten college crush still exists somewhere out there, walking the vastness of the earth, occasionally checking out my Friendster profile, I got to talk to him again. I was online chatting with some other long lost friends when he sent me a message. [...]
Twisted Matrix
Posted in Funny Blogs, General on March 27, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
This is really embarrassing. My sister and I keep our toothbrushes together in a cupboard in the kitchen. There’s only the two of us in the house but the toothbrush organizer has always had three toothbrushes. One is blue, another is purple and there’s the red one, which is mine. I only use the red [...]
Play Beach
Posted in Funny Blogs, General on March 13, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
03/08 Several months ago, my sister and I planned to go on a three-day mini-vacation and head off to the nearest beach island late February so we can at least have the place all by ourselves and avoid the bulk of the beach-goers(which would start pouring in mid of this month). Two weeks before our [...]
